Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Deep Thoughts...again

These sort of come out of our Bible Study group on Sunday. We were talking about funny stories and Jack Handy came up, so I thought I'd put a few more on the blog.

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

- Deep thoughts by Jack Handy

1 comment:

Brad and Karla said...

OH do i LOVE jack handy!!!! i used to know SO many of them. Good on ya son for putting great material on yur site.